| Lawyer: | Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but she was drunk and passed out. |
| Lawyer: | That's not what I asked. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but she was wearin- |
| Lawyer: | I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but- |
| Lawyer: | I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes. |
| Laywer: | Yes, he raped her. |
| Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context. |
what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now
they’re begging for a refund.
at least the soundtrack is awesome.
(via wanderfullylust)
what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT
(Source: purrloiner, via lifefrommmyeyes)
| Blab: | Three secrets I'm keeping. |
| Mwah: | Three people I'd like to kiss. |
| Similar: | Three members of the same sex I find attractive. |
| Different: | Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive |
| Pastime: | Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered. |
| Doing: | Three habits that I have. |
| Psst: | Three things that I've always wanted to tell you. |
| Shh: | Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know |
| Dream: | Three wishes I have. |
| Want: | Three things I would do to you if we were alone. |
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
(via lifefrommmyeyes)